A shocking, Game Of Thrones-esque twist has Katie Rife and John Teti in mourning for this week’s True Detective DVR Club, but we can’t linger on that sadness forever. So our two staffers also offer some unsolicited advice for the four True Detectives, each of whom gets a bit of guidance in our “Don’t Do That/Keep It Up, Buddy!” segment. Katie and John also praise some inspired audio moments in this week’s episode. Plus, we wonder what will happen to those two crazy dames shacked up in a motel, hiding from the mob and enjoying Girls Only Movie Night—one of many loose ends True Detective has to tie up before next Sunday’s finale.